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Category: Travel Sub Category: Travelogues |
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Pt. 4
Friday, 7:45pm.
We finally land at nyc's Laguardia airport. I utter a Marv Albert-like, "Yes!", only to have the pilot come on and announce, "We are currently without a gate, one is opening up in 45 minutes, everyone sit tight and we'll get you off as soon as we can."... I then shout an Omom-like, "Jesus Christ, if I don't get a drink soon, It's f*cking Clobberin' Time!!!". The people around me are not shocked in the least, by this point all share my feelings of anger and alcoholism.
We're seated in an emergency exit row, I begin to contemplate popping the door and heading out on foot... |
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